Category Archives: Races and Results

ESWGs and Super Sunday!

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Racing at the Jumps… our version of Holmenkollen

The Empire State Winter Games did not disappoint!  Although the venue was changed to the ski jumps because of lack of snow, the courses and the crew at the jumps (coming over from MVH) did an awesome job of running a great event. “At times it felt like we were skiing at Holmenkollen… and I felt like Therese Johaug,” said Chris “Hand of Doom” Rose.

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Night time at the jumps… FAST!

On Friday night, under the lights, the ESWG Sprint Prologue took place.  “Perhaps the toughest 3.666 minutes of racing I’ve ever done!” said Jim “Harvester of Sorrow” Kobak.

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Brian “Bronze Medal!” White won his first ESWG medal in the skate race… get used to it, Brian, you’re skiing with the Peru Nordic Masters! MEMFOS!

On Saturday, the distance race was shortened to 10km, or 4 laps of the brutal 2.5 km course.

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Note: this is NOT panic waxing.  Conditions were very easy to wax… Universal Klister straight up!

On Sunday, the TourNADO finished with the 7.5km classic.   Peru Nordic took home a ton of medals over the weekend, including GOLD for Chris Rose (x4), Connie Prickett (x2), Kevin Prickett (x2), Chris Beattie (x4), Silver for Jim Kobak (x3) and Bronze for Ed Lis, Brian White (x2) and Dave F’n Burt.

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Connie celebrates her Superbowl Victory!!!  “I’m gonna go home and drink some Budweiser Beers!”

Connie Pricket and Brian White did some spectacular skiing, and some spectacular Superbowl picking!  Both Nordiques went with the Broncos in the Big Game, and although Connie missed the MVP, she just about nailed the final score and captured her first FOAM FINGER, emblematic of Superbowl of Skiing supremacy!

The War Ensemble continues this week on Wednesday.  If the Ho opens it’ll be there, otherwise it’ll be at the Jumps.  Meet at 4:15ish for a 4:30 start (it’s staying light out later, you know).

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Evil Empire Falls Just Short during Incredible NYSSRA Championships Weekend

None more METAL!

What a weekend!

It started with a tumultuous signing…. And ended with some incredible skiing.

Jacked Up… Jacked Up to race for Peru Nordic, much to the chagrin of HURT.

Peru Nordic set the tone for the NYSSRA Championship weekend by coming to terms with Dr. Robert Duncan “JackedUp of OldMan” Douglas just days before the relays.  This set the NYSSRA scene into a frenzy and had HURT Nordic on their heels!

To win the overall championship, Peru Nordic needed a sweep of the relays, and then needed to win the 20 km Classic outright in order to claim their first NYSSRA Nordic Championship Banner since 2008.

Amanda reaps the spoils… sorry Kevin, word is “no beer for you!”

In the women’s relay, the team of Amanda “Anvil of Angst” Zullo and Janet “Banshee of Bedlam” Findlay won the day, barely pacing the team of Connie “DarkKnight of Nature” Prickett and Star “DeathStar of Damage” Cook.

Jan and Rosanne!!!

In the mixed men/women relay, the duo of Jan “Wheels of Steel” Wellford and Rosanne “Dormina of Dessication” VanDorn crushed the field.   The team of Andy “Seasons of Abyss” Wei, Heike “Altar of Sacrifice” Wei and Marque “Marquis of Malevolence” Moffett also scored huge points. This set up an epic clash in the men’s relay.

Wynn… Refusing to shoot a biathlon rifle until the SAFE Act is repealed.

Peru Nordic’s team of Kevin “Kvertlak of Power” Prickett and the newly acquired Duncan “JackedUp of OldMan” Douglas rallied and passed both HURT Squads to finish second overall.  Jim “Harvester of Sorrow” Kobak and Mike “Disinfector of Despair” Wynn managed to scrape out a fifth place.  Ed “Distributor of Pain” Lis and Chris “Hellhound of Hades” Beattie finished 8th and Joe “Colossus of Chaos” Korzinecki with Brian “Battleaxe of Aggression” White finished 9th.

Marque “Marquis of Malevolence” Moffett shooting the shit out of the biathlon targets in the relay.

When the dust settled, HURT Nordic eaked out  a one-point victory in the Men’s Relay.  Thus the overall championship would be settled during the 20 km classic.  If Peru won, they needed HURT to finish no better than 3rd in order to win the overall Club Championship Series.

In the 20 km Classic, Peru’s Duncan Douglas and Jan Wellford finished 1 and 2 ahead of HURT’s Aaaron Huneck… But, HURT’s Heidi Underwood won the women’s race ahead of Saratoga’s Gabriella Fritelli and Peru’s Rosanne Van Dorn.

Next year Mutha f*ckers!

When the points were tallied, Peru Nordic finished the season with 223 Points in the Club Series… HURT Nordic finished with 226 and another Club Championship.  In spite of the disappointment, Peru Nordic managed to drink a lot of beer and vowed to avenge the defeat next year!!!

The Champs… Heidi, we’re holding a spot for you… join the Evil Empire!

Near Perfect Conditions as Peru Nordic Shreds Lake Placid Loppet!

Loppet Day!!!! No better day all year!!!

It is perhaps the most wonderful day of the year!  Loppet Day at MVH is a celebration of Nordic skiing and a day for the Peru Nordiques to kick serious ass and take names.

Harvester of Sorrow, 8th in the 25 km Free… Skied and Destroyed!!!

This year’s Loppet was a little different than in the past… It was on Sunday instead of the traditional Saturday.  There was no post-race banquet/awards at the Arena, just a post-race buffet and a handful of syrup awards after the race.  Beers were limited to one per racer, but at least Peru Nordic collected the most beer tickets from folks driving home.  Age classes were expanded to 10 year increments and only age-class winners won prizes.  However, the changes did not take away from the fact that this race is awesome.  There is no course as challenging as the Loppet course and this year conditions were superb.

Ed “Distributor of Pain” Lis hammers up Innerloopen… Skiing and Destroying!!!

Peru Nordic started Twenty-two skiers in the various races, 25 km classic and skate, and 50 km classic.  Full Results are available at this link.

Stan hammers into the finish… 50 km Classic!

Stan “Stansel Adams” Hatch won his class in the 50 km classic and finished 3rd overall.

Janet with Dave F’n Burt… note the sweet photo-bomb by David Hunter… nice!

The Power-couple dynamic duo of Janet Findlay and David Hunter each won their respective age classes in the 25 km Classic.

Lisa K at the start of the 25 km Classic! Note Kevin Prickett’s sweet new skis!

Many Nordiques had superb days on snow, and without question, the 2015 Loppet was SKIED and DESTROYED!

Brian “Battleaxe of Aggression” White having one of his best days at the Loppet… Skied and Destroyed!!!

The NYSSRA Season concludes next weekend at Van Ho with the NYSSRA Championships. Peru Nordic looks to win it’s first Club Championship Series title since 2008 with a strong showing in the relays and the 20 km NYSSRA Champions Cup Classic race.

Wynn Defends National Championship! COOKIE CLASH at DEWEY Mountain Skis and Destroys Cystic Fibrosis

The Men’s poduim… Wynn, Wellford and Seyse.

Mike Wynn and Jan Wellford dueled throughout the day, but at the finish, The wiley veteran Wynn out-sprinted Wellford to capture his third consecutive Peru National Championship and take the Shield back to his home in Queensbury.

Wynn taunts Wellford as they lap through… “If you want that shield, you’ll have to pry it from my cold-dead hands!”

This year’s COOKIE CLASH at Dewey Mountain featured a new course, IRON BILL: Fn HOSTILE!!!, which challenged skiers both up and down the mountain.  The leaders, Wynn and Wellford, skied the 3 x 3.75 km course together, exchanging leads a few times.  But in the end it was Wynn’s savvy that got the best of Jan.  Glenville Hills Nordic’s Eric Seyse captured Bronze with HURT Nordic’s Chris Yarsevich winning the coveted wooden medal.

Heidi wins the women’s race… rumor has it she’s close to signing with Peru Nordic!

In the Women’s Race, HURT Nordic’s Heidi Underwood was challenged early by Peru Nordic’s Rosanne Van Dorn, but ultimately Heidi was able to capture the womens’ race.  Peru Nordic’s Janet Findlay won the bronze and the wooden medal was bestowed upon Peru Nordics “Smilin’ Connie” Prickett.

The U12 Girls practice their finish line lunges!

The Kids’ races saw local Dewey Mt Ski leaguers duke it out over one lap.  Nick Kelting won the boys’ U14 race, while Olga Tumanova won the girls U12 race.

The COOKIE DASH!!!!

Ten hard-core skiers turned out for the inaugural COOKIE DASH.  These intrepid souls ripped through a rollicking course featuring ski obstacles… some even did it three times.  All enjoyed COOKIES at the finish!

When you get to the finish line, there are COOKIES!!!

All proceeds from this race are donated to the Friends of Dewey Mountain and to the Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundation.  Thanks to all who came out to help Peru Nordic and Team Cookie to ski, cheer and volunteer to Crumble Cystic Fibrosis.

RESULTS

Skulls and Blood!

COOKIE CLASH! Titans Collide Tomorrow at Dewey Mountain

SATURDAY 2/21/2015… 10 Km FREESTYLE… Wave Start… Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!!!!

START TIME 11 AM See schedule below.

REGISTER NOW!

Registration at 9:30 am (Day-of welcome!)

A NYSSRA Nordic sanctioned race… Part of the NYSSRA Points Series.

All Proceeds go towards Dewey Mt Recreation Association and the Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundation.

COOKIE CLASH at Dewey Mountain: FREESTYLE:
EVENT SCHEDULE

11:00 AM: NYSSRA U16/U18/U20/U23/SR/Masters ELITE WAVE. 10 km (3 laps) M/F

11:10 AM: NYSSRA U12/U14 ELITE WAVE. 3 km (1 lap) M/F

11:20 AM: NYSSRA U16/U18/U20/U23/SR/Masters LESS COMPETITIVE WAVE. 10 km (3 laps) M/F

11:30 AM: NYSSRA U12/U14 LESS COMPETITIVE WAVE. 3 km (1 laps) M/F

12:15 PM: COOKIE DASH…  FREE Try-it for kids and 1st time ski racers…Ski… Eat a Cookie… Ski… Ski and Destroy!

12:30 PM: Awards:

Awards for all age-group winners. Cookie Clash Trophy presented to the overall race winner. Peru National Championship Shield presented to the Peru National Champion, and the Clash of the Titans Medusa’s Head Team award presented to the NYSSRA Team/Club scoring the most NYSSRA Points in the race.

FAT TUESDAY… COOKIE CLASH… FIS WORLD CHAMPS

So FAT!

A HUGE Week of skiing is upcoming… get out and enjoy the best time of the year!

The WAR ENSEMBLE for Wednesday 2/18 is FAT TUESDAY (So fat, it dun’lopped over into Wednesday).  Skiers ski one lap of the War Ensemble Course, stop and eat a culinary delight from Stewarts, then ski another lap.  Total calories consumed (in seconds) are deducted from the skier’s time. 4 pm Gauntlet Stadium…  Bon Appetit!

IRON BILL: Fn HOSTILE… Ski it if you dare!

Don’t forget that this Saturday is the annual COOKIE CLASH at DEWEY MOUNTAIN.  This year features a new extreme course!  Skiers will tackle 3 laps of “IRON BILL: F’n HOSTILE” for 10 km (be sure to work on your high-speed downhill turns). Registration at 9:30, race at 11 am on Saturday 2/21.   This race is a fundraiser for Dewey and the Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundation.  All proceeds from this event are donated by the Peru Nordic Masters to these two great charity organizations.  Come on out and Ski and Destroy Cystic Fibrosis!

Nordic Worlds: the Best of the Best!!!!

Finally, it’s your chance to get in on the excitement of the FIS Nordic World Championships in Falun, Sweden.  Join the Peru Nordic Fantasy Ski Challenge for VHCS points!  Watch the events live streaming at this link.  Watch the pros, they will help you ski better and faster!

COOKIE CLASH 2015… Saturday, February 21: A NEW LEVEL!

Cookie Clash 2015: Re! Spect! Ski!!!

10 Km FREESTYLE… Wave Start… Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!!!!

This year’s race will be on a revamped new course… 3 Laps of IRON BILL: Fn Hostile! (course map coming soon)

REGISTRATION AVAILABLE AT SKIREG.COM  START TIME 11 AM (See schedule below). Registration at 9:30 am (Day-of’s welcome!)

A NYSSRA Nordic sanctioned race… Part of the NYSSRA Points Series.  All Proceeds go towards Dewey Mt Recreation Association and the Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundation.

Dewey Mountain Recreation Center was founded in 1980 by a partnership of the Town of Harrietstown, Saranac Lake Area Chamber of Commerce and many dedicated volunteers. Nordic combined skier Billy Demong and biathlete Tim Burke have set American milestones in the Olympics and on the World Cup circuit. (Bill Demong is a World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist in Nordic Combined!!!) Both learned to race at Dewey. Thousands of kids have followed in their tracks, developing a lifelong love of skiing, snowshoeing and fitness. Every winter 50+ kids participate in the learn-to-ski program, while hundreds more use the ski and snowshoe trails.

Living Longer, Living Stronger!

Team Cookie is a group of individuals who have been inspired byBrookie “the Cookie” Taptick and would like to help her, and everyone else live long healthy lives while coping with the genetic disorder, Cystic Fibrosis. Cystic Fibrosis is a genetic disorder that affects the lung and pancreas function of individuals. Research has shown that an active lifestyle has been beneficial for patients to maintain increased lung function, as well as being a psychological boost for individuals living with this disorder. The Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundationworks to help people with CF stay active as part of their treatment and therapy for CF. CFLF assists in providing avenues toward healthy and active lifestyles through recreation, thereby educating people with Cystic Fibrosis on the critical psychological, social and emotional connections between their lifestyle and their health. The Peru Nordic Evil Empire is proud to be involved with both of these groups to help people with CF “Live Stronger and Live Longer!”

Crumble and Destroy Cystic Fibrosis!!!

COOKIE CLASH at Dewey Mountain: FREESTYLE:

EVENT SCHEDULE

11:00 AM: NYSSRA U16/U18/U20/U23/SR/Masters ELITE WAVE. 10 km (3 laps) M/F

11:10 AM: NYSSRA U12/U14 ELITE WAVE. 5 km (1 laps) M/F

11:20 AM: NYSSRA U16/U18/U20/U23/SR/Masters LESS COMPETITIVE WAVE. 10 km (3 laps) M/F

11:30 AM: NYSSRA U12/U14 LESS COMPETITIVE WAVE. 5 km (1 laps) M/F

12:15 PMish: COOKIE DASH!… all racers ❤ km… FREE Try-it for young kids and 1st time ski racers… FUN FUN FUN… COOKIES!

12:30 PM:  AWARDS in the beautiful new Dewey Mountain Lodge!

The spectacular new Dewey Lodge!

Awards for all age-group winners. Cookie Clash Trophy presented to the overall race winner. Peru National Championship Shield presented to the Peru National Champion (The top Peru Nordique, Peruvian National or Town of Peru resident finisher wins the coveted National Championship Shield)  The Clash of the Titans Medusa’s Head Team award presented to the NYSSRA Team/Club scoring the most NYSSRA Points in the race.

Peru National Champions

2014- Mike Wynn
2013- Mike Wynn
2012- Jon Santor
2011- Mike Wynn
2010 – Jim Kobak
2009 – Chris Rose
2008 – Chris Rose
2007 – Tom Moffett

Mike “Disinfector of Despair” Wynn… Can he win his fourth National Championship???

Clash of the Titans Champions

2014- Peru Nordic Masters
2013- Paul Smith’s College
2012- Peru Nordic Masters
2011 – Peru Nordic Masters
2010- Peru Nordic Masters

Paul Smith’s College with the severed head in 2013, the only team other than Peru Nordic to win the Clash of the Titans!