“No, I am your father.”


“You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She’s the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.”

Once again the BEAST JEDI younglings took to the roads and trails of the Patch Sprint Course.  DARTH KONG then subjected them to a test of control over the Force atop Sugarloaf Mountain.  Skip Singer demonstrated the most control over the Force by rolling a Large Straight!

“Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.”

Jan Wellford continued his dominance over the BEAST Field, blasting the Kessel Run in 20 parsecs.  Jan was followed to the Sugarloaf Staging Area (formerly the field turn-off) by Jason Fiegl and Jim Kobak.  A huge contingent of Jedi Younglings were on hand… and a few graduated to Jedi Padawan status… Yoda is pleased.

“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!”

Also on hand were many of your favorite Star Wars characters.  Darth Vader and Darth Maul represented the Sith.  Chewbacca the Wookie was there.  Luke was dressed in his Empire Black and carried Yoda on his back through the swamps of Dagobah.  C3PO was calculating the odds of surviving the run. And the suave Lando Calrissian was ready pilot the Millenium Falcon to save the day while sipping on an ice-cold Colt .45… “it works every time.”

“Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You’ve got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled.”

Of course, the INERTIA TV Camera Crew has turned all of this action into another mega-blockbuster film:

Next week the BEAST crew storms the Death Star (aka Pokomoonshine) meet at the Snowplow turnaround on rt 9.. 5 pm Thurs.

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