Gittler: Ultimate Rabbit Ranger!

1940!

What a week for Jake Gittler!  First he accepts a small, insignificant prize from Madison Square Garden, then he wins the prestigious BEAST 2.0.2 BEASTER BUNNY Rattlesnake Trail Run and BEASTER EGG HUNT.

41 home games at MSG.... Semester abroad in NYC???

Gittler accepted the shirt off of Mike Del Zotto’s back, then won the Ultimate Ranger Fan Contest at Madison Square Garden. In his video Gittler ascended to the summit of Camel’s Hump with a replica of the Stanley Cup.  Ranger fans voted for their favorite video, and on Fan appreciation day at the Garden, Gittler won the big prize: Season tickets for 2012-13!!  Windbreifs is happy to see that Jake “Jackal of Judas” Gittler was the big winner, however, Windbriefs absolutely does not condone fandom of the New York Rangers.  “It pained me to vote, but at least I take solace in knowing that I voted exactly 1940 times!” said noted Anti-Ranger Devils’ advocate, Jim Kobak.  “Now that Gittler has won the big contest, he can spend the next week watching the Ottawa Senators pull off a tremendous first-round upset.  LET’S GO DEVILS!!!!”

I am a Rabbit!

Gittler’s biggest score of the weekend was garnering a landslide of votes in the BEAST 2.0.2 BEASTER BUNNY event.  Fans enjoyed the pink bunny suit, and Gittler was the subject of the Willsboro Central School’s Debate Team’s panel discussion, “Large Pink Rabbits Running Through the Woods: Another Reason Why You Should Just Say No!”

CPA's across the nation are putting down their calculators to race this Wednesday!

Will Gittler pull off the hat trick and win again on BEAST 2.0.3 INCOME TAX EXTRAVAGANZA?  This week the BEAST Crew will meet on Wednesday at 1 pm and race 5 km to the top of School house Hill.  Then, as a bonus, will ascend to the summit of Sugarloaf.  Be sure to complete your 1099-DIV on Schedule B and join the BEAST at the 1812 Homestead this Wednesday!

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