TEBOWMANIA Sweeps Through BEAST Field

The Lord is thy Shepard!

“He who lives by the KONG will surely die by the KONG” (John 3:16)

Tebowmania was in full swing amongst the BEAST contestants as they gathered to race up Bare Mt.  After a quick pre-race prayer reflecting the uplifting loving words of the Lord, ” They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.   (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)”, the BEAST Crew attacked the flanks of Bare Mt. like the Angel of Death attacked Egypt’s first born sons.

As I run through the Valley of Death I shall fear no Evil...

Chris “Deuteronomy” Rose had the fastest time of the day, clocking in in just over 11 minutes.  He was followed by Jim “Revalations” Kobak who turned in an impressive 11:15 while dressed in a preachers frock and ceremonial Jets tallit.  Jason “Leviticus” Fiegl, adorned in full pads and helmet put in a strong 12:06.  Jake “Genesis” Gittler was a hearty 12:30, followed closely by Tom “Acts” Moffett and Jerry “Exodus” Ross.  Marque “Job” Moffett managed to stay found and finish neck and neck with Katie “Nehimiah” Moffett.

The Numbers of the BEAST

Tom Moffett recieved bonus points for locating the body of KONG atop the mighty summit… “Go tell it on the mountain! KONG is the Good News!!!”

Make sure to vote for the BEAST participant who best embodied the spirit of TEBOWMANIA in the following poll:

Chris Rose
Jerry Ross
Jim Kobak
Jason Fiegl
Marque Moffett
Tom Moffett
Jake Gittler
Katie Moffett (artist's approximation)
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