Charlie “Mitch of Hell” Mitchell and Chris “Hand of Doom” Rose spent a tough day clearing new trail today at the Mitchellbeiner Skistadion. “I am hoping to secure the 2018 Winter Olympic Games” said an exuberant Mitchell. “Once the trails are up to FIS specifications, I’ll start working on lodging and parking for the thousands that are sure to come.” When asked if the single outhouse on the Lean-to Trail can accomodate the mass volume of people, Charlie said: “sure, the pit is pretty deep and I just got rid of the bee nest that was in there.” On a related note, an organized trail work day is on schedule for Saturday, October 31. If you ski at the Mitchellbeiner, you should plan on working. The new trail needs to be completed and limbs need to be cut back to maximize snow fall.