Breaking News: Wynn in, Four Horsemen Series Announced

Wynn is in! Peru Nordic Races towards the 2010 title!
Wynn is in! Peru Nordic Races towards the 2010 title!

The Peru Nordic Masters are pleased to announce that Mike “Disinfector of Despair” Wynn has agreed to remain a Peru Nordique for the upcoming season.  Speculation abounded that Mike would jump over to the hot, new upstart squad, Team HURT.  However, citing the fact that Peru Nordic was a proven championship squad, Mike did not want to leave for an expansion club destined to struggle.  The Wynn signing has solidified Peru Nordic’s lineup, “…now, there are no weak spots on our club…” boasted an exuberant player/coach Chris “Hand of Doom” Rose. “And, with new talent, like Jerry Ross and Jayce Ashline coming up through the Peru Nordic pipeline, we should be able to topple NYSEF and regain the NYSSRA Club Championship Banner!”

Interested in joining Peru Nordic? Get in the talent pipeline:  Fill out the membership application today!

Are you prepared for armegeddon?
Are you prepared for armegeddon?

In other news, the Peru Nordic Masters have announced that next weekend’s Hill Of DEATH MAGNETIC (REGISTER NOW) Race will be one of the jewels in the coveted “grand slam” of rollerskiing, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Rollerski Series.  The Hill of Death Magnetic race joins the Climb to the Castle, the Carnival of Sins and the Sufferfest in this punishing series.  The skier who has the fastest combined time over all four races will be given the spectacular Armegeddon Trophy of Famine, Pestilence, War and Death and will have bragging rights as being “The Greatest Rollerski Racer on the Planet.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Rollerski Series:

Hill of Death Magnetic (10 km uphill) Peru, NY  September 19, 2009 register

Climb to the Castle (10 km uphill) Whiteface Highway, Wilmington, NY October 7, 2009 register

Carnival of Sins (15 km two-stage, two uphill finishes) Peru, NY registration available soon

Sufferfest (10 km uphill) Prospect Mt. Highway, Lake George, NY registration available soon

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One thought on “Breaking News: Wynn in, Four Horsemen Series Announced”

  1. a press release to announce that your top skier is STILL on your team?? I don’t know…seems like spin control. Are we seeing cracks form in the evil empire that is Peru Nordic?

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