Obama Teaches Saudis USSA Double-Pole Technique

"Keep your hips high, and come up over your skis like this..."
"Keep your hips high, and come up over your skis like this... "

President Obama, trying to smooth things over with the Middle East, shared the secrets of the new USSA double-pole technique with Arab leaders.  “The Muslim world has always struggled in the Nordic disciplines.  I am extending an olive branch of XC technique to our Arab friends.  I have even offered them the team discount at High Peaks Cyclery: Nordic Specialists.”

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